The Most Polite Answering Machine - IC Contact for Siren's Pull

[madeinoblivion]

Got something to say?
Can't listen right now, but I'll get back to you.

Comments

Text | NV Virus

[vinovidivici]

Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

Re: Text | NV Virus

[madeinoblivion]

That supposed 2 b some kind of threat?

text | nv virus!

[reassures]

Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future

Re: text | nv virus!

[madeinoblivion]

Because of your wings?

NV virus text!

[tinderfoot]

SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!

Re: NV virus text!

[madeinoblivion]

Ew thts ttly gross.

looks like u do have all the bad luck wit girls.

[shifting]

[calling you back...]

[madeinoblivion]

Hello? Sam- ah... so there's something I'm curious about...

action ♡ delivery ♡ backdated to Valentine's Day, early afternoon

[rainprism]

[Right around 1:00 PM, a light, rhythmic, metallic-sounding tap happens upon the door to the house in Sector 4.

When and if the odd knock is answered, there is no visitor, no delivery service employee ... no one, really.

No, the only thing waiting on the other side of the door is a small packet of large strawberry candy-corn, decorated appropriately. The tag attached is relatively large in comparison to the actual packet; One side adorned with a simple 'x o x o' pattern, the other ... a short, cheerful written message.

'Joe,
I hope it isn't too late for you to pass this along to your sweetheart. ♡ But it's never too late to enjoy it yourself! Have a happy Valentine's Day.
-Aqua' ]

[voicemail; 2/29/12]

[theshortestbird]

Hey, Joe, it's Tim. Call me back.

Re: [voicemail; 2/29/12]

[madeinoblivion]

[ringing, ringing...]

Hey, Tim?

[text; batcryption]

[theshortestbird]

The world we live in is in trouble. The companies are the ones in control of a government that doesn’t want to help its people. Kids are getting picked up off the streets and sold into slavery, and that’s not even the worst thing that could happen. There are superheroes here, like Superman, and Batman. But they can’t be everywhere at once, as hard as they try. They need help, but superheroes can’t ask for help.

We can help. We need to take control back of this island. We need to make sure no one else dies out in the darkness. We have the time, the energy, and the know-how to do all of this.

My name is Red Robin. If you’re interested in fighting against injustice and helping people, then come to Sector 11 on the 24th at 9:00 pm. The first meeting of the Teen Titans will take place there, and all questions will be answered.

If you don’t want to join, no problem. This message will delete itself 30 minutes after being opened, no matter what you decide.

- RR

Re: [text; batcryption]

[madeinoblivion]

I'll be there. We're meeting down by the docks?

[call]

[lockandkeyblade]

[Here's Sora ringing you up on the Titan Communicator.]

Re: [call]

[madeinoblivion]

This is Darkbeat. What's up?

[ voicemail ]

[hostage]

[Jesse sounds nervous, maybe paranoid. Unusually on edge.]

Hey, uh, Joe. What's up, man? Remember how we were talking a while ago about like... - Nevermind, just uh. You wanna hang out sometime? After work, maybe?

[ voicemail ]

[madeinoblivion]

Oh... hey. Jesse, right?

Sure. We can hang out sometime. Where, around the Stadium?

[text; batcryption]

[theshortestbird]

Emergency meeting of the Titans tomorrow night after sirens. We're going after the kidnapper.

- RR

Re: [text; batcryption]

[madeinoblivion]

You got any idea who's got her? Or just a hot tip?

text;

[ninthserenade]

hey joe its demyx
i uh
i did it. im goin solo. well, solo + purg but.
im going in tomorrow to pick my stuff up.

Re: text;

[madeinoblivion]

U quit? haha about time, good 4 u! axel would b proud.
do rox &xion know? can i tell them?
were their faces priceless?

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

[madeinoblivion]

I will Carly Rae Jepsen remix reply you into Oblivion buddy, just try me.

And I'm pretty sure I'm not. What's The Hulk?

(Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

Re: (Optional)

[madeinoblivion]

[You've got to be kidding me.]

N

[In fact, that wasn't empathic enough a keystroke, Xemnas. Have another.]

N

[showbizpanache]

[BACKDATED - 26th Feb 2013] Text;

[hikari_no_kundou]

Aqua has returned, and recalls her previous time in the Port.

In light of the events in the Port these past few months, I suspect there is much that should be discussed. Your presence would be welcome, if you have time.


[Just remember to wipe your feet and don't track darkness across the floor if you do visit, 'kay]

Re: [BACKDATED - 26th Feb 2013] Text;

[madeinoblivion]

Mine? [Oh. Wow. As just a replica of Riku, He hadn't actually considered he'd even get an invitation to some kind of keybearer's get-together, if it was held by a real master.]

Sure, I guess. We're all getting together?